This part of the post was written a few days ago. And it has pretty much been this long since they have slept. At least, that’s how it feels.

I have been trying to get Baby O to sleep for the past two hours. He will only nap while I am holding him and I am currently sitting quietly just a few feet away from him, trying to pretend I don’t see him staring at me from his swing (which is so worn out, it no longer swings) with that “so when are you planning to pick me up?” look on his face. I remember these days all too well with L. You know, when it would take three hours to get her to sleep and then she would humor me for exactly 23 minutes and give me a break. Long enough to pee and sit down just long enough to find something I wanted to watch on TV, only to immediately hear her screaming again as soon as I breathed that sigh of sweet “baby is sleeping” relief and settled on a re-run of “Sex and the City“.

I can’t really complain about Baby O too much. He sleeps, usually, really well at night. Like, 10-12 hours on most nights. Very seldom does he wake up in the night to be fed or changed or anything. I think he realizes how much his sister does this and tries to do what he can to help me maintain some level of sanity. And I appreciate it. But as he gets older, and sleeps less during the day, I am finding it harder and harder to find a second for myself.

I manage pretty well, I think, for someone who is high strung and who has a really hard time just “rolling with the punches”. I mean, a four month old and a seventeen month old is no cake walk. The morning routine, alone, is sometimes enough to make me throw up my hands and surrender.

Nap time used to be my “me time”. And now, I can’t get them both to do it simultaneously. L, having previously been my problem napper, has become some kind of lovely little angel most of the time when I lay her down, still awake, in her crib (if you can believe this!) and Baby O babbles and babbles and insists on being held for the entirety of L’s nap, making it impossible to just…relax.

Skipping ahead a couple of days:

Okay, I have to be honest. I don’t even remember the last few days. There really isn’t much distinction between them these days seeing as I spend EVERY SINGLE DAY fighting the same battles of mommy-hood and waiting for Sunday when my husband MIGHT be home to help out. But I can tell you this, remember up there when I said that L was a great napper? Well, I lied. She is hateful. She is trying to make me crazy today. I am sure of it. (It is absolutely true that the INSTANT you start talking about how well your child is sleeping, they STOP DOING THAT.)

I have been attempting to get L to nap now for the last two hours. Which is only half true. Because I got her up and gave her a snack and some milk and then started the process all over again. And, she isn’t currently screaming. So, I can’t really say anything else about it. But, of course, the second I got L to ZIP IT and lay in her bed, Baby O woke up and started getting restless. And is now sitting beside me, refusing a bottle and whining. Because, he is dry, clearly not hungry, not tired and refuses to play with anything. Or take his pacifier.

It is gonna be a long week, internet. A LONG WEEK.


10 thoughts on “Jinxed

  1. “It is absolutely true that the INSTANT you start talking about how well your child is sleeping, they STOP DOING THAT.)” THIS. I am terrified to even announce “he slept through the night” (even when he did) for fear that the sleep gods will punish me. I do hope your kids can get on some sort of synchronized sleep schedule. That sounds so hard – you are my hero.

    • Thank you! It really is the WORST. You would think little people would enjoy sleeping. I mean, right?! Everything has got to be SO exhausting for them! Uggghhh!

      I’m not sure I’m a very good hero though! I think Wonder Woman would rock it with a little more ease and grace! But at least there’s wine.

  2. How many naps a day is baby L taking these days? We had the same challenge with Jonah for a while and I thought he was taken over by Satan – and I was loosing it but then I decided to let him drop a nap, so he is down to one a day. He’s fifteen months November 4th and his schedule is as follows:
    8am wake up
    somewhere between 12 – 2 he naps for 1 to 2.5 hours
    Then he goes to bed somewhere between 730 and 9 depending on his attitude on the day.
    I dont know how this could help but all I know is once I stopped trying to force him to sleep our situation kind of improved – to a point where Jonah continues to survive.

    • L takes one nap now. She gets up around 730, up until around noon, and is usually down for 2-3 hours and then bed around 8. This works well almost all the time. Except yesterday. When I almost ran away from home. The challenge us mostly this myth of simultaneous napping. That’s not a real thing. I’m sure of it.

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